Release the game.
A formal request for RELL to finish the game at whatever pace is necessary, while perhaps reconsidering whether every MP3 file deserves the communications treatment normally reserved for an incoming meteor.
This petition is satire. The vote isn’t. Scroll down and sign it so maybe RELL unlocks a rare new mechanic called shame, followed closely by the secret endgame feature known as releasing the fucking game.
The complaint
Development taking years is not the funny part. The funny part is building an ecosystem of movies, OSTs, Q&As, coded audio, timestamps, teasers and announcements about future announcements around software the public still cannot launch. At this point, RELL Seas has supporting media in the same way Marvel has supporting media.
The MP3 Emergency Broadcast System
If “the game released” and “we uploaded another soundtrack” use the same @everyone ping, the notification hierarchy has suffered complete institutional collapse.
Release-date cryptography
A Roblox game should not require the audience to decode foreign audio, timestamps, numerology, or whatever operation the NSA performs before breakfast.
The documentary-before-product strategy
When explaining the game begins approaching feature-film length, releasing the game itself starts looking like the suspiciously efficient alternative.
Notification-induced trust issues
Every ping now begins with hope and ends with somebody staring at an audio waveform. This is not community management. This is classical conditioning.
Supporting exhibits
Clicking these opens the relevant video/source.
Sign the complaint.
Paste your Discord user ID, then authenticate with Discord. The server checks that the account you logged into owns that exact ID. Only then can it sign. The ID is stored to stop duplicate signatures, but is not shown in the public signer list.
Verification uses Discord OAuth with the identify and guilds.join scopes. Signing also adds you to the petition's Discord server (leave whenever you want). This site does not ask for your password, email, messages, server list, or the launch date because apparently nobody has that.